Definitions by Peter Whacker

schlumongous 

A huge dick. Bigger than a schlong or schluper.

Cameron has a huge schlumongous.

schlumongous by Peter Whacker January 11, 2008

ELSD 

Explosive. Liquid. Shit. Disorder.

Diarreah gone bad.

Cameron had ELSD, my whole neighborhood passed out from the smell.

ELSD by Peter Whacker January 11, 2008