Definitions by Peter Two Tones

Papertoweled 

When a body part that is typically moist or can become moist, is rapidly dehydrated from the stimulation by another person’s body part that is typically moist

Baby, I’m sorry when I went down on you your pussy instantly dried up. It’s like you got papertoweled and now we damn sure need to remember to stop and buy lube.

Papertoweled by Peter Two Tones August 13, 2025

Mahogany Vanilla 

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

Mahogany Vanilla by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

Gorillah grip pussy 

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.

“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”

Gorillah grip pussy by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025