Definitions by Peter Two Tones
The Legendary Purps Johnson
a unique amethyst quartz geode specimen featuring a towering "candlestick" calcite formation. It was originally mined in 2023 from the famous mineral deposits of Artigas, Uruguay by Nowar Minerals Inc.
Did you see the unique looking rock that’s shaped like an encrusted purple palace phallus? That’s The Legendary Purps Johnson.
The Legendary Purps Johnson by Peter Two Tones August 31, 2026
Papertoweled
When a body part that is typically moist or can become moist, is rapidly dehydrated from the stimulation by another person’s body part that is typically moist
Baby, I’m sorry when I went down on you your pussy instantly dried up. It’s like you got papertoweled and now we damn sure need to remember to stop and buy lube.
Papertoweled by Peter Two Tones August 13, 2025
Gorillah grip pussy
“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”
Gorillah grip pussy by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025