Definitions by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf

schpank 

no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of

i/m gangsta's mom: hmm... my scphank 3000V is worn out...my schpank 5300 has the anal dildo ripped off from me using it too roughly...ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double dicking myself!!

schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 23, 2003

beanerschnitzel 

A man or woman that was sprouted into this world through the sexual intercourse between a beaner and a nazi.

Ralph, look at that Beanerschnitzel he's eating a quesedilla and downin' it with Heinekin!

beanerschnitzel by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

schpank 

A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.

that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.

schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003