Definitions by Pete My Meat

Abdib

Someone from an East African nation, primarily Somalia. Prevalent in Minneapolis. Can also be used to describe anyone from the Middle East when other words fail to properly characterize them.

Yo those abdibs who be washing their nuts in the sink over at the Riverside Starbucks be engaged in rampant abdibbery.

Abdib by Pete My Meat December 12, 2025

Poseidon’s Breeze 

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

Poseidon’s Breeze by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025