Pizza roof

When you eat hot pizza with cheese, and burn the top of your mouth, causing pieces skin to hang down.

"This pizza just came out of the oven. If I eat it now I'll get pizza roof"

by Pete Khlong September 18, 2023

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021