Definitions by Perturbator 9700
The Sock
The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
The Sock by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021
oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again
shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here
oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021