Definitions by Person Who Has Centurylink
ADSL
ADSL was a great upgrade from dial up when I got it in 2000, but I wish they'd offer broadband out here already...
ADSL by Person Who Has Centurylink January 4, 2025
Centurylink
The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Centurylink by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018