Peri the Platypus's definitions

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

immootote

A word used to describe a situation or person that is particularly idiotic.

Especially regarding something fuckwitted or easily avoidable.

“Oh my god, Jeremy just chugged an entire carton of milk. He’s such an immootote.”

“This party is immootote, everyone is just trying to grope each other.”

“I just got in the shower with my jewellery still on. I’m such an immootote.”

by Peri the Platypus March 14, 2018