Definitions by People Paula

Bluesky 

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

Bluesky by People Paula September 3, 2023

Bluesky 

Pronounced: blōō-skēē (like brewski)
Noun

The act of getting blue balls after being promised an invitation that never comes.

I thought she was gonna invite me up to her apartment, but instead she gave me a bluesky.

I was excited to join the beta of a trendy new app, but all I got was a bluesky.

Bluesky by People Paula July 19, 2023

waze train 

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

waze train by People Paula March 4, 2017

Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

Heatardation by People Paula August 19, 2012

Trash and Crash 

When you get so wasted, you have to sleep over at a friend's house. Usually, the friend does not like this outcome to the night.

"Holy hell, I've had a lot to drink.... Any chance I could trash and crash, bro?"

Trash and Crash by People Paula August 19, 2012

Borny

Bored + horny.

"Why did you sleep with that guy?" "I don't know, guess I was just borny."

Borny by People Paula June 23, 2009