smilk

When you laugh so hard that milk (or any other foreign liquid) shoots out your nose.

H: "The new girl smells like ape."

G: "Dude, I just smilked my soda all over the table!"

by People's Poet April 29, 2011

Dorkoid

This phrase is a gag phrase on the user. Groups of people will "plant" the phrase in hopes that the unknowing user will prank themselves. The word itself does not actually have any meaning, the stigma is in not knowing that it does not have a meaning. This word is unique as it does not appear to have any true synonyms. It's a verbal example of The Emperor's New Clothes.

Hey, Sally said, "Greg is a real dorkoid." She's such an idiot!

by People's Poet April 13, 2011

Nymphoid

Talks like a nympho, but doesn’t put out with the same frequency as a nympho.

G: Hey Lisa, I hear that chicka you're dating is a total nympho!
L: Nah, Tina talks about sex all the time, but when the lights go out, she's kinda tight about it.
G: What you got there, my friend, is a nymphoid!

by People's Poet August 11, 2011