Definitions by Pentozali

blamph 

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

blamph by pentozali July 6, 2010

phuc hu 

Faux-Vietnamese way of attempting to say "Fuck you". May or may not get past the DMV when used on a vanity plate.

Hmmmm----if a Vietnamese guy has a name like Phuc Hu, can he get away with it on a license plate in New York?

phuc hu by pentozali July 1, 2010

chichoyebets 

Bulgarian for "uncle fucker", pronounced "CHEE-choh-YEH-bets". From a Bulgarian translation of the South Park song "Uncle Fucka".

Someone was wondering about the language used on one South Park video we were watching: it was Bulgarian, not Russian. The video was "Uncle Fucka", in Bulgarian: "Chichoyebets".

chichoyebets by pentozali June 14, 2010

talibank 

The under-the-table banking systems that terrorists use to finance their operations.

Stopping the talibank at its source is one way to fight terrorism.

talibank by pentozali June 10, 2010

nighbug 

The New York Botanical Gardens, from the phonetic representation of the acronym NYBG.

When I go to Nighbug, it feels like I'm not in The Bronx anymore!

nighbug by pentozali June 9, 2010

tablet potato 

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.

Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...

tablet potato by pentozali June 8, 2010

cummy face

Term used by prostitutes and porn flick makers when they talk about the facial expression on a man who's about to cum.

Did you see that trick's cummy face? What a money shot he made!

cummy face by pentozali June 6, 2010