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Golfsex 

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A game played primarily by rock stars with groupies or men who have the power to be able to lure several ladies into playing. 2 or more men needed and either 9 or 18 ladies.

Each lady has a 'par' to be measured in thrusts 1st man to finish loses.
Adam started to play golfsex but was beat by Amy (hole 15) she was a par 20 and after the previous other holes that were high pars he lost! Craig made it all the way to hole 18 though!
Golfsex by Penny Fox November 21, 2010

Pedigree Chum Trick 

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To take a tin of pedigree chum, open and mash into a paste. Then rub the paste onto either female or male sexual organs. Then get pet dog your's or neighbours and allow to lick off. Add more paste for longer sensation.
I had the best orgasm last night from by doing the pedigree chum trick
Pedigree Chum Trick by Penny Fox April 16, 2010