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Tiving
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Where you shove your fingers up your
ass
and
wipe
the shit
on your penis while masterbating.
Man 1: I was doing tiving last
night
and it
felt
amazing.
Man 2: shut up and
never
speak to me again
Tiving
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Penis goblin
December 9, 2024
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Methuselah
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When one farts in the
shower
and the surrounding moisture/
heat
causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most
disgusting
manner.
Dude I was in the
shower
with my
girlfriend
and she unleashed a methuselah that almost
made
me vom.
Methuselah
by
Penis Goblin
November 30, 2010
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