Penis goblin 's definitions

Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010

Tiving

Where you shove your fingers up your ass and wipe the shit on your penis while masterbating.

Man 1: I was doing tiving last night and it felt amazing.
Man 2: shut up and never speak to me again

by Penis goblin December 9, 2024