Penis goblin 's definitions

Tiving

Where you shove your fingers up your ass and wipe the shit on your penis while masterbating.

Man 1: I was doing tiving last night and it felt amazing.
Man 2: shut up and never speak to me again

by Penis goblin December 9, 2024

Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010