half mongrel

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003

piss fat

The erection one has in the morning hours.

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003

penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master August 31, 2003