Penis Master's definitions

piss fat

The erection one has in the morning hours.

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003

penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master August 31, 2003

half mongrel

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003