Definitions by Penis Master

penis 

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

penis by penis master August 31, 2003

half mongrel 

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

half mongrel by Penis Master July 27, 2003

piss fat 

The erection one has in the morning hours.

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.

piss fat by Penis Master July 27, 2003