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Definitions by Penis Master

huge erect system that loves the twatt
penis by penis master August 31, 2003

half mongrel 

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.
Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.
half mongrel by Penis Master July 27, 2003

piss fat 

I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.
piss fat by Penis Master July 27, 2003