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Definitions by Penis Goblin

Where you shove your fingers up your ass and wipe the shit on your penis while masterbating.
Man 1: I was doing tiving last night and it felt amazing.
Man 2: shut up and never speak to me again
Tiving by Penis goblin December 9, 2024

Methuselah 

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.
Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.
Methuselah by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010