Penelope McWhiskers's definitions

mau

Verb.
to consume with great vigor
past tense (maued"

dude, you maued that winkie

by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003

snirt

The stuff that piles up in parking lots and along side the road in the midwest during the winter. Not quite snow, not quite dirt.

Don't step in the snirt or you will crud up your shoes

by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003