Definitions by Penelope McWhiskers

snirt 

The stuff that piles up in parking lots and along side the road in the midwest during the winter. Not quite snow, not quite dirt.

Don't step in the snirt or you will crud up your shoes

snirt by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003

mau 

Verb.
to consume with great vigor
past tense (maued"

dude, you maued that winkie

mau by Penelope McWhiskers January 28, 2003