Definitions by Pen farmer

laliga

Top tier Spanish football league, containing amazing clubs such as Real Madrid, Barçelona Athletico De Madrid, and much more!

Laliga is one of the best leagues in the world.

laliga by Pen farmer June 22, 2024

English or Spanish 

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

English or Spanish by Pen farmer June 19, 2024

la pulga 

Lionel Messi’s nickname when at Barcelona FC, La Pulga in Spanish means ‘The Flea’ because Messi is small and is a fast dribbler and also the GOAT 😳

Friend 1: Hey look its La Pulga!

Friend 2: Who is La Pulga thats Lionel Messi!
Friend 1: It’s a nickname for him.

la pulga by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

zip it lock it put it in your pocket by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

pashford 

An english fraud who misses penalties like penaldo pessi etc. tap in merchant who loves yanited the most ghosting against big teams.

Pashford ghosting💀💀👻👻

pashford by Pen farmer March 17, 2024