Definitions by Peloton Not Offended

Pelotard 

A person with a fanatical, and unreasonable devotion to the Peloton exercise bicycle.

Jesus, those Pelotards in the OPP group are really fucking annoying!

Pelotard by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018

Ejaculacial 

When you go stay at a Swedish ice hotel with your girlfriend, and shoot your semen all over her face. The next morning it's frozen like a phantom of the opera mask.

We woke up, and she had an ejaculacial!

Ejaculacial by Peloton Not Offended September 4, 2013