Pelotard

A person with a fanatical, and unreasonable devotion to the Peloton exercise bicycle.

Jesus, those Pelotards in the OPP group are really fucking annoying!

by Peloton Not Offended October 11, 2018

Ejaculacial

When you go stay at a Swedish ice hotel with your girlfriend, and shoot your semen all over her face. The next morning it's frozen like a phantom of the opera mask.

We woke up, and she had an ejaculacial!

by Peloton Not Offended August 03, 2013