slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.
by Pedro Dido February 11, 2010
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unicycle

Throwing all of your trash and recyclables into one garbage can to be picked up.
Do I recycle? No, I unicycle.
by Pedro Dido February 11, 2010
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