Definitions by Pedro Barius
Gift of Gab
The ability to have an interesting conversation with anyone about anything. Usually used by people who think they have it but don't.
Gift of Gab by Pedro Barius June 6, 2025
Chicken Jockey
1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
Chicken Jockey by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025
Meatcraft
Meatcraft by Pedro Barius September 18, 2015
teenie
1) A retarded teenage girl who judges bands/singers based entirely on looks
2)The opposite of jailbait- a girl who looks underage but is over 18
2)The opposite of jailbait- a girl who looks underage but is over 18
1) Girl: OH EMM GEE, I LOVE JUST-FAG BEAVER! I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES!!!!
Me: Shut up you retarded teenie bitch
2) Damn teenie girls are taking over all the porn sites because every pedobear out there is paying to see some 4-foot ho with tiny tits
Me: Shut up you retarded teenie bitch
2) Damn teenie girls are taking over all the porn sites because every pedobear out there is paying to see some 4-foot ho with tiny tits
teenie by Pedro Barius March 5, 2011