2 definitions by Pedro Barius

1) A retarded teenage girl who judges bands/singers based entirely on looks

2)The opposite of jailbait- a girl who looks underage but is over 18
1) Girl: OH EMM GEE, I LOVE JUST-FAG BEAVER! I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES!!!!

Me: Shut up you retarded teenie bitch

2) Damn teenie girls are taking over all the porn sites because every pedobear out there is paying to see some 4-foot ho with tiny tits
by Pedro Barius February 19, 2011
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The art of turning premium meats into absurdly delicious sandwiches
Arby's is known for being quite bad at meatcraft.
by Pedro Barius August 12, 2015
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