Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Waff

When you've lost a screw or two (or the whole toolbox) and gone mad.
Synonym: crazy, insane

Yooo, we are all so waff.

by PeanutMonkey April 25, 2019