Pdroinho's definitions

FOMA

An acronym for "Fear Of Missing Ass-time." It describes the specific anxiety or overwhelming urge one feels when they are afraid of going too long without getting laid or "giving it up." Similar to FOMO, but focused entirely on the desperate need for back-door action before the opportunity passes.

“I had to leave the party early and download Grindr immediately. The FOMA was hitting me way too hard tonight.”

by Pdroinho April 7, 2026