by Paulie April 25, 2004

by Paulie January 14, 2005

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
by paulie March 04, 2004

Paulie turns round and clocked Mohammed, then says "Unthug that dick licker!" then kisses his knuckles with pleasure.
by Paulie April 25, 2004
