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Definitions by Paulie

the only mother fuckers who can smoke: WHENEVER, WHEREEVER, WHATEVER, WITH WHOEVER, HOWEVER THEY MOTHER FUCKING WANT TOO
"with the m-unit it's always 5 puffs and a pass"
m-unit by paulie March 4, 2004

turtle dick 

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
turtle dick by paulie March 4, 2004
a very beatiful/all-round superb person
what a tanvi!
tanvi by paulie May 19, 2003
the boyfriend; someone's lover.
Last night I went out with theboi, we had a nice dinner.
theboi by Paulie April 22, 2003