Definitions by Paul Wallace

brooklawn

A small patch of grass the size of one sidewalk square with a tree and a busted up bike chained to the tree

The apartment has 2 bedrooms, an eat-in kitchen and a lovely brooklawn out front. $4800/month gas and heat included!!

The act of doing something in order to spend as little as possible during a recession

Tyler set up a bunch of client lunches on the expense account because he's trying to be more recessintelligent