Paul Johnson's definitions

box monster

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.

I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

spunk

(n): spunking: to gizz on one.

porn stars spunk on a fema;es face everytime.

by Paul Johnson May 9, 2002

cager

automobile driver, trapped in their own cage.

Cagers are sitting in traffic jams again.

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003