Definitions by Paul Johnson

box monster 

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.

I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.

box monster by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

cager

automobile driver, trapped in their own cage.

Cagers are sitting in traffic jams again.

cager by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

god stick by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

spunk 

(n): spunking: to gizz on one.

porn stars spunk on a fema;es face everytime.

spunk by Paul Johnson May 9, 2002