Paul E. Ogre's definitions

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013