Paul Dirty's definitions

Webbernet

The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.

My new girlfriend is 5'9", has fake tits, we've never met, but we chat on the webbernet.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

shithammerfucked

The ultimate stage of drunkenness.

After four days of non-stop drinking at Camanche, it was safe to say that we were all shithammerfucked.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006