miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.
Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.
by Paul B April 24, 2003
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Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.
Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.
by Paul B February 15, 2004
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APR

An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused
I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR
by Paul B January 11, 2004
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