Paul B's definitions

Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.

Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.

by Paul B February 15, 2004

ringpeice

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.

Lick my ringpeice you tart

by Paul B January 9, 2004

miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.

Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.

by Paul B April 24, 2003