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1. n: Shitty Hella Whack Ass Grass; Extremely low grade-marijuana, containing large amounts of seeds and stems, generally costing $20 for an eighth of an ounce (in denver), useful for the rolling of Blunts Blunt
"He said his weed was dope, but it was total schwag"

"Man, take your shitty hella whack ass grass and bring me some chronic"
by Patti Smith May 2, 2009
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