2 definitions by Patrick Bateman IV

Rowan University

Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.

Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?

Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.

Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.

by Patrick Bateman IV October 8, 2015

Clarkson University

A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.

Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!

Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)

Harvard Student: HA!

by Patrick Bateman IV October 8, 2015