Definitions by Pater incognito

Illie 

Mascot for the University of Illinois.

Illie is everywhere!

Illie by Pater incognito November 17, 2003

Pockulant 

See: Steve Bartman

The man was as pockulant as Steve Bartman.

Pockulant by pater incognito October 15, 2003

bartman 

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

bartman by pater incognito October 15, 2003