Parsifal's uncle's definitions

teabagger

A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.

(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).

Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.

(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.

by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009