Paranoid AndReid's definitions

ishkebab

When two men who's ethnicity ends in the suffix "ish" (ie: Irish, Polish, Jewish, etc), engage in a specific type of 3-way with (usually) a woman. One man copulates orally, while the other vaginally or anally. This, in effect, skewers the woman like a Shishkebab. It is also variantly spelled ishkabob.

Tom and Reid each ate a Shishkebab. Then they DPed this bitch ishkebab styles. Very Nice!!!

by Paranoid AndReid October 28, 2007

ishkabob

When two men who's ethnicity ends in the suffix "ish" (ie: Irish, Polish, Jewish, etc), engage in a specific type of 3-way with (usually) a woman. One man copulates orally, while the other vaginally or anally. This, in effect, skewers the woman like a Shishkebab. It is also variantly spelled ishkebab.

Irish Reid and Polish Tom gave Nikki an "ishkabob" in the produce cooler, and she was sore for days.

by Paranoid AndReid October 28, 2007

the Weingarten

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.

Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".

by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008