Definitions by Papi grande

Claymord

The act in which you walk through a door and are immediatley tackled by two naked fat guys with red penisis and gold painted bodies and they dick slap you until they are pleasured.

you walk into your bedroom and you are claymored
you walk into a kitchen and you are claymord

Claymord by Papi Grande October 29, 2011

Claymored 

The act of which two fat guys painted gold with red wangs tackle you when you walk through a door and dick slap you until they get they are pleasured.

gold Claymored

Claymored by Papi Grande October 22, 2011

I'm from Jewsy 

A term used by ripped orange douchebags fornicators that means they are from New Jersey.

When New Jersey was mentioned, Ronnie mentioned he was from Jersy. "I'm from Jewsy"

I'm from Jewsy by Papi grande July 1, 2011