Paper Mills Nation's definitions

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020