CMFT

Chris Mother Fuckin' Taylor. Who just so happens to be the Head Daffodil Puncher In Charge.

Hey it's CMFT HDPIC.

by Papa Chub October 18, 2008

Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

by Papa Chub August 01, 2008

HDPIC

Head daffodil puncher in charge. One who takes pride in being the best daffodil puncher around.

Person 1 Oh man, is that CMFT over there?

Person 2 Yeah, he is the HDPIC.

Person 1 I got to go meet him.

by Papa Chub October 18, 2008