A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
by Pannas & Rizz August 16, 2023
Career Stats:
134 Games
76 behinds
50 Out on the Full
1 Goal
Consumed 2753 Choccy Milks
Ave. Fantasy Points: 32.7
Riley Srey>Buddy Franklin
134 Games
76 behinds
50 Out on the Full
1 Goal
Consumed 2753 Choccy Milks
Ave. Fantasy Points: 32.7
Riley Srey>Buddy Franklin
Commentator 1: Riley Srey over the back!
Commentator 2: Srey, SREYYYYYYYYYYY
Crowd: Legend becomes Immortal
Commentator 2: Srey, SREYYYYYYYYYYY
Crowd: Legend becomes Immortal
by Pannas & Rizz August 16, 2023
sigma male and very handsome also a vegetable the fat fuck ing monkey cunt.
Has had the same haircut for his entire lifetime
Wish.com knock-off of Draco Malfoy
Has had the same haircut for his entire lifetime
Wish.com knock-off of Draco Malfoy
Flynn Bullen: "...POTTAH!"
by Pannas & Rizz January 31, 2024
Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023