Definitions by Panda Lundberg

Pooking 

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

Pooking by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008