Definitions by Panda Bear 43

Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.

Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.

Snake Charmer by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021

Almond Milk 

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

Almond Milk by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.

I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!

Ground Beef Bandit by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018