evangocapitalism

noun. The religion of the United States of America.

Evangocapitalism teaches that people with wealth are inherently better people, deserve their prosperity and that God wants those with whom he has blessed to keep all that he has given them.

by Pancreas100 April 20, 2017

boner fatigue

An erection that becomes exhausted, due to prolonged stimulation.

Now that I got my new Playstation, my only problem is boner fatigue.

by Pancreas100 August 28, 2009

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012