Definitions by Pancake Jesus

Doucheglider 

A faggot who attempts to fake his death by constructing a home-made hang glider from bed sheets and PVC pipe, with the intentional of getting away from his pain in the ass girlfriend.

John is a total Doucheglider, he's too much of a pussy to break up properly.

Doucheglider by Pancake Jesus December 1, 2010