Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 07, 2009

Hydra Cock

When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one

Last thing I remember was me hydra cocking out of control, so I just gave up and passed out.

by Pam Landry December 12, 2015