After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
by Pam Landry July 08, 2009
When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one
by Pam Landry October 19, 2015