3 definitions by Pablo Cervantes

whiskey whore

Generally, a female denizen of a dive bar over 35 who drinks and smokes non-stop. She will look decades older than she is and have a frog voice from years of smoking and drinking rot gut booze. Buy her a few rounds and she's good to go...if you dare.

It was really late when we hit the bar; we were so desperate we shagged a couple of whiskey whores.

by Pablo Cervantes October 10, 2013

Collard hole

North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.

"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"

by Pablo Cervantes December 3, 2021

Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021