Definitions by Pablo Cervantes

Collard hole 

North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.

"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"

Collard hole by Pablo Cervantes December 3, 2021

Rocket butt 

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

Rocket butt by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

whiskey whore 

Generally, a female denizen of a dive bar over 35 who drinks and smokes non-stop. She will look decades older than she is and have a frog voice from years of smoking and drinking rot gut booze. Buy her a few rounds and she's good to go...if you dare.

It was really late when we hit the bar; we were so desperate we shagged a couple of whiskey whores.

whiskey whore by Pablo Cervantes October 10, 2013