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Shimrul Effect 

The Shimrul Effect is a natural phenomenon discovered by a British-Bengali pharmacist specialising in the study of khalabhai.

Most major acts of extreme stupidness and disability can be - according to the theory - attributed to other nearby forces of dopiness or disability. This causation effect is what is known as the Shimrul Effect.
Guy #1: Woah what the hell, what you did just then was SERIOUSLY disabled man!
Guy #2: Yeah, you're right, sorry man... must be the Shimrul Effect.
Shimrul Effect by paak man December 20, 2009
A remote location located in a large hole north/east of Pakistan. A smell emanates from this hole which has been reported by many Amazonian tribes, despite the stink of their own location. Those who have actually BEEN to m*rpoor tell of unspeakable horrors which mustn't be detailed even on this website.

The semi-human village inhabitants tend to be very simplistic beings, trading in goats and living in buildings composing mainly of shit.

The Pakistani army made it so that m*rpoor can only be reached by a rickety bridge, so as to keep the m*rpoori people in, and warn everybody else to keep away.
Trampy Asian #1: Stfu man!
Trampy Asian #2: Hell no, you dirty mirpoori shit!
Trampy Asian #1: Oh no, you crossed the line bro!
mirpoor by Paak Man May 3, 2008
A remote location located in a large hole north/east of Pakistan. A smell emanates from this hole which has been reported by many Amazonian tribes, despite the stink of their own location. Those who have actually BEEN to m**rpur tell of unspeakable horrors which mustn't be detailed even on this website.

The semi-human village inhabitants tend to be very simplistic beings, trading in goats and living in buildings composing mainly of shit.

The Pakistani army made it so that m**rpur can only be reached by a rickety bridge, so as to keep the m**rpuri people in, and warn everybody else to keep away.
Trampy Asian #1: Stfu man!
Trampy Asian #2: Hell no, you dirty meerpuri shit!
Trampy Asian #1: Oh no, you crossed the line bro!
meerpur by Paak Man May 3, 2008
A remote location located in a large hole north/east of Pakistan. A smell emanates from this hole which has been reported by many Amazonian tribes, despite the stink of their own location. Those who have actually BEEN to m*rpur tell of unspeakable horrors which mustn't be detailed even on this website.

The semi-human village inhabitants tend to be very simplistic beings, trading in goats and living in buildings composing mainly of shit.

The Pakistani army made it so that m*rpur can only be reached by a rickety bridge, so as to keep the mirpuri people in, and warn everybody else to keep away.
Trampy Asian #1: Stfu man!
Trampy Asian #2: Hell no, you dirty mirpuri shit!
Trampy Asian #1: Oh no, you crossed the line bro!
mirpur by Paak Man June 13, 2007