schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 01, 2012

beft

to gargle the bodily fluids of cloven hoofed mammals (blood and semen most commonly used).

Having killed the yak Pouyan mixed up a gnarly potion from its juices for Freddie to beft.

by Pow pow pow January 13, 2011