PJ the Coug's definitions
N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
Get the postpartum recessionmug. (Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
Get the Beer Headphonesmug. (Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016
Get the That just happenedmug.