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Drumpfounded

(Adj.) A word used to describe American voter who wanted to "make America great again," but is startled to discover that their free medical care is being eliminated, well their wealthy employer gets a tax break.
Tim was drumpfounded to discover that "making America great" meant he no longer had medical, nor could he get it from his cheapskate employer.
by PJ the Coug January 16, 2017
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postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.
by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016
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