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Beer Headphones

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.
by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016
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Drumpfounded

(Adj.) A word used to describe American voter who wanted to "make America great again," but is startled to discover that their free medical care is being eliminated, well their wealthy employer gets a tax break.
Tim was drumpfounded to discover that "making America great" meant he no longer had medical, nor could he get it from his cheapskate employer.
by PJ the Coug January 16, 2017
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