PJ the Coug's definitions

Beer Headphones

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.

Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.

by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017

Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017

Drumpfounded

(Adj.) A word used to describe American voter who wanted to "make America great again," but is startled to discover that their free medical care is being eliminated, well their wealthy employer gets a tax break.

Tim was drumpfounded to discover that "making America great" meant he no longer had medical, nor could he get it from his cheapskate employer.

by PJ the Coug January 16, 2017