Definitions by PJ the Coug
Beer Headphones
(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
Beer Headphones by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
postpartum recession
N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
postpartum recession by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
That just happened
(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
That just happened by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016