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milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick
Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.
by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008
mugGet the milking the spunk monkeymug.

fuckwit

Freddie farty-face is such a fuckwit!
by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008
mugGet the fuckwitmug.

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