Definitions by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART

milking the spunk monkey 

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

milking the spunk monkey by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

fuckwit 

idiot moron stupid fucktard

Freddie farty-face is such a fuckwit!

fuckwit by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008