Definitions by PDAC

Kingston

1.) Picturesque, historically significant small city (technically a town) on the eastern end of Lake Ontario.

2.) Soul-destroyingly boring place to live.

3.) A great place to take a shit.

Lucky for us, Kingston was halfway between Toronto and Montreal (or Ottawa and Toronto, for that matter). Sure beats taking a crap in Napanee.

Kingston by PDAC December 13, 2008