PAki Chan's definitions
Small monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you.
*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd
by PAki chan June 9, 2005
Get the ass monkeymug. A drug made from cocaine and a peice of ice. When you take a tiny peice of ice then roll it in cocaine then snort.
by PAki chan June 3, 2005
Get the snow birdmug. Shit fucking piss holes who thought it would be a good idea to burn a cross (their own religious symbol)to try and scare the shit outta my niggas of the past. In this day and age they are chicken shit to try that cause now we got niggas like 50, Dre, and all tha other soldiers like young buck game and all rappers who carry that heat.
*kkk guy a* Oy richard we gotta go lynch a nigger
*KKK GUY B* dEFINATLEY DO IT THAT LIKE WAY THIS
*50 cent* Wanna feel there hollow points ya crackers?
Both dudes go screaming leaving a wet trail cause they pissed themselves
*KKK GUY B* dEFINATLEY DO IT THAT LIKE WAY THIS
*50 cent* Wanna feel there hollow points ya crackers?
Both dudes go screaming leaving a wet trail cause they pissed themselves
by PAki chan July 15, 2008
Get the kkkmug.