coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 07, 2003

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 18, 2004

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 14, 2004